RAUL's WALL
Help me...
Bow wow wow....grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Bow wow wow....grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....
This is all what I hear in the morning. That stupid neighbour's dog. He just can't keep quiet.
Was reading TOI today in the morning sun and suddenly Mister doggy came to the dividing wall and started barking. Man too much of a pain.
I need to end this suffering once and for all. Things i've thought of
1) Get a boxer/doberman and launch it towards that silly dog.
2) Give that dog a electric shock and maybe he'll start respecting me.
3) Feed him with bread soaked in bacardi. Can't imagine what'll happen afterwards :) :)
Can you guys give me better ideas/suggestions/phone numbers of agencies who can help me out?
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help me out........Pour in the ideas.......
This is all what I hear in the morning. That stupid neighbour's dog. He just can't keep quiet.
Was reading TOI today in the morning sun and suddenly Mister doggy came to the dividing wall and started barking. Man too much of a pain.
I need to end this suffering once and for all. Things i've thought of
1) Get a boxer/doberman and launch it towards that silly dog.
2) Give that dog a electric shock and maybe he'll start respecting me.
3) Feed him with bread soaked in bacardi. Can't imagine what'll happen afterwards :) :)
Can you guys give me better ideas/suggestions/phone numbers of agencies who can help me out?
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help me out........Pour in the ideas.......
15 Comments:
Eh! Dont torture dogs(or any animal for that matter) with an electric shock or anything of that sort.
Tch tch. You evil soul!!!! :p
If u touch tht dog or try to poison him with bacardi and what not, I will report to CUPA or PETA...Medha is right u r evil :p :p
Have u tried ear plugs? It helps..
And u read TOI? hehehe! Get a real newspaper :p
it's easy to electrocute that stupid sonavabitch if its wearing metal chains.
but then there are these small audio amplifiers which can produce ultrasonic sound. you can drive that dog crazy and nobody will have a clue whats going on :D
Medha, Shradha Am not evil. That sonavabitch is evil. And he is going to get it big time.
Figo This audio amplifier idea is too good. Where do we get them? Maybe you can inquire about them when you go to buy that "Tarantulla" of urs. :) :)
And just to let u all know, Rahul DOES NOT WORK!!!
Instead he goes home and watches soccer matches, that too during office hours...!!!
AMAZING na, rahul???
:p:p
hey medha, that's cool!!! i would love to do that :-)
raul, yeah we can ask around for that. or we could rig up one of them ourselves. but don't blame me if the thing goes below ultrasonic :D
Yeah im sure you would love to do that!!
You guys are gonna ruin the company you're working for!!
:p:p
Alosh This girl is just too too jealous of the luxury we get in this office. Right Medha ?
Medha You don't have to shout so loudly about me not working at all. Everyone knows that. Give them a fresh news !!!
:P :P :P
ok .. torturing someone to death .. hmm.. never done this before .. but i think this would work ..
1.boil some water
2.add chilly powder
3.add salt
4.add some Estrogen
5.add a lot of Quick Fix
6.cool the syrup
7.get chicken burger
8.paste this syrup
throw this at the dog. That m* s* would never open his mouth again!!
*what a relief*
p.s. : feed some to that CUPA or PETA female too :-D
:)
Hey!!!!!!!!! U guys deserve a whipping! I care for dogs, not for evil bloggers.
evil!! she calls uss evil!! we shows way to kill dogs and she calls uss evil!!
the bacardi idea sounds the best.. although i wouldn't waste expensive liquor on it.. how abt country?
i agree to cowlick...bacardi idea sounds best...try it and tell me what happened..
Yup yup yup... getting the dog drunk will surely work. For one, it will be quite entertaining. Secondly, the drunk dog might actually piss off its owners who will then solve the problem :D
Nah nah..Rahul is very much alive and kicking...
The idiot is having one hell of a time with this friends at a pub or smt..
Right Rahul sahab? :p
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