Kapil Tyagi - Do you know him ?

This post is truly intended to honour one of my closest friends. Ppl call him Tyagi. He is from the land of Tyagis aka Merrut. Met him at IIT and since then been bumping into him everywhere. Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore. His recent post has taken everyone in waves of laughter. The post says, Some blind faiths I(Mr. Tyagi) have:
1) I can never be a good TT player coz I cudn't find out what i lack.
2) World is gonna end with water. or else what are so many Oceans for ?
3) I am right-handed while my mind is lefty. God must be funny
4) Life is all about sex OR beer.That explains why some people have posters like "10 reasons why beer is better than a women" [I have a beer party tonite :-( ]
5) When we are asleep our mind works at 5/(8 x 60)th of its normal speed. I have never seen a dream lasting more than 5 minutes.
6) Time moves in quantum.The size of a delta equals the time it take for a nerve impulse to reach from eye to mind.
7) Darwin's theory has a flaw somewhere. I cudnt forget.
8) Thou shalt not trust.
9) Sometimes... shit happens....its unavoidable
10)Infinite series that converge to a value......what the hell....show it to me.

His daring adventures include fighting with a group of gundas alone(well he was drunk), drinking black dog with CM of Goa and talking crap(i still have the pic) changing 4 companies in 2 yrs(u'll be startled if you hear the names of the firms) and a lot more. Lambs and company at blore would be able to tell more about him.
In the meanwhile just keep visiting his page.